orangewave:

there are two types of people in this world

  • people i can trust to help me hide a body 
  • people who are the body 

(via onemorethoughtforthestorybook)

colinandbradleysgirl:

theabyssofword:

me on my way to overthrow yo country

tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.

same

(Source: gazpachoblog, via onemorethoughtforthestorybook)

Timestamp: 1398095044

colinandbradleysgirl:

theabyssofword:

me on my way to overthrow yo country

tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.

same

(Source: gazpachoblog, via onemorethoughtforthestorybook)

gr8eva:

my self esteem has two levels

  1. im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
  2. bow down before bitches i am your queen

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yancybeckett:

was this show even real

(via brenda-bee)

Timestamp: 1398054523

yancybeckett:

was this show even real

(via brenda-bee)

8. An hour with your grandparents is time well spent.

(via rulesformyunbornson, rulesformyunbornson)

himetimes:

same

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did-you-kno:

Source

In case of emergency, find your nearest Mormon

Timestamp: 1397285773

did-you-kno:

Source

In case of emergency, find your nearest Mormon

An accurate representation of my social skills

(via brenda-bee)

Timestamp: 1397195978

An accurate representation of my social skills

(via brenda-bee)

noelanthony:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.

My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

(via onemorethoughtforthestorybook)

(Source: jrigsss, via brenda-bee)

Timestamp: 1397024647

(Source: jrigsss, via brenda-bee)