did-you-kno:

Studies have shown that children that excel at lying tend to become successful adults.

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did-you-kno:

Studies have shown that children that excel at lying tend to become successful adults.

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ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

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woodywombpecker:

ignore them as long as possible

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woodywombpecker:

ignore them as long as possible

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-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

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-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

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Me on the treadmill when I’m still half asleep

whatshouldwecallme:

al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

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al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

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eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

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eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

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seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

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