did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.

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did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.

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mallgrunge:

zeinspiration:

everything is made of snoop dogg

i have been waiting for this post to come around again for a long long time

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mallgrunge:

zeinspiration:

everything is made of snoop dogg

i have been waiting for this post to come around again for a long long time

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derpycats:

Do you wanna pizza me?

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derpycats:

Do you wanna pizza me?

did-you-kno:

Studies have shown that children that excel at lying tend to become successful adults.

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did-you-kno:

Studies have shown that children that excel at lying tend to become successful adults.

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ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

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woodywombpecker:

ignore them as long as possible

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woodywombpecker:

ignore them as long as possible

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-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

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Timestamp: 1406070875

-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

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Me on the treadmill when I’m still half asleep

whatshouldwecallme:

al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

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Timestamp: 1405998125

al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

(via onemorethoughtforthestorybook)

eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

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eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

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