have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh
"Why you? Why us for that matter? Why anything? Because this moment simply is."
*deletes your messages off my phone to symbolically delete you out of my life*